My Cousin from Red Bank, NJ is visiting.
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008I love euphemisms. This one happens to be the newest one I heard and it makes me laugh. OK, having my “cousin” visit doesn’t make me laugh but the euphemism. Anyway, it sounds better than Aunt Flo. My brother-in-law used to refer to as the Muffin Man since the little wrapped pads reminded him of muffins. No I don’t understand how they reminded him of muffins.
I loved in Grinch Night where they refer to the outhouse as the euphemism.
Do you have a favorite euphemism that you want to share?
This was the last blog post I drafted before I decided to take a break. It also happens to be the last time I had a period. TMI? Tough, you can leave now. Anyway, it’s been almost 3 months. I didn’t really miss it but I do NOT be wanting the change to occur in one so young! So 2 days ago, I had that feeling and this time I was right in assuming that my Cousin from RedBank arrived. The first day was OK, light even. Then yesterday came. April Fool’s Day. Call me the fool. Oh my! I haven’t seen a flow that strong since I went to Niagra Falls. And the cramps! Can I just curl up in a ball for the next week?